Why I want to Leave this Planet!

Just briefly!

 

Frightening times.

The problem with the planet at the moment, is, we have evolved into a new species. Well, some of us have.

Millions of years ago, there were Hominids, the first breakaway from the apes.

Followed by Homo Erectus.

Then Homo Habilis.

Then Homo Sapiens.

Then to what a lot of us are at the moment, Homo Sapiens Sapiens.

But there seems to be quite a few who belong to the new species of our evolution.

Homo Sapiens Gullibalis.

These are the ones that are becoming more and more prominent around the world. They are reproducing at an alarming rate and there are powerful people who are using them to further their own devastating agendas.

For example, we had Nigel Farage and he told stories and lies and Homo Sapiens Gullibalis believed every word.

Boris Johnson told stories and lies and Homo Sapiens Gullibalis believed every word.

Donald Trump, even though he is a member of the species Homo Sapiens Gullibalis, as well as a member of the species Homo Sapiens Fucktard (very few of these about), he managed to persuade millions of Homo Sapiens Gullibalis (most of the US deep South) into voting for him.

Hence why I want to leave this planet.

Hope that clears up a few things.

 

Mart.

The Journey!

Step by step.

 

Ok, just for those who might be interested, my journey so far has included the following:-

 

Kodak Brownie 6-20

Zeiss Iconta Baby A

Agfa Silette 3.99

Fujica St605-N; 50mm f1.7; Tokina 70-210 f3.5/4/5; Vivitar 24mm f2.

Olympus OM10; 50mm f1.8; Halina 28mm f2.8; Soligor 300mm f4; Metz 42.

Olympus OM1; (added to above kit).

Minolta X-700; Minolta AutoWinder G; 50mm f1.4; Minolta X-700; Minolta Motordrive 1 (3.5 frames per sec); 50mm f1.2; Minolta X-500; Tamron 80-200mm f2.8; Tamron 75mm macro f3.2; Tamron 2x converter; Tamron 500mm f8 mirror; Metz 50; Mecablitz 75.

All stolen..............

Canon Z115 to see me through an empty spot.

Fujifilm S3500 small bridge to get me started in digital.

Fujifilm Finepix S9500.

Olympus E510; Zuiko 14-42mm f 3.5; Zuiko 40-150mm f3.5/5; Zuiko 35mm f3.5 macro; Olympus FL36 flash.

Olympus E3; Zuiko 12-60mm f2.8SD; Zuiko 50-200mm f2.8 SD; Zuiko 8mm f3.5 fish; Olympus FL50 flash; Olympus FL50R remote flash; Samyang 800mm f8 mirror; Zuiko 25mm extension tube; Zuiko 2x converter.

Olympus E420 added to above roster.

Current set-up.

Olympus OM-D EM1 Mk1; Olympus E420; Zuiko 25mm mft; MFT adaptor 3; other lenses as above; flash units as above; Giottos Pro-MTL 9351-B; Giottos Pan and Tilt MH 5001 head; Manfrotto 680B monopod; giottos MH7001 ball head; Cowboy studios 200mm 4 way slide head; 

Velbon CX-200 mini lightweight tripod. Loads of batteries, loads of memory cards, loads of filters, loads of other stuff, just to weigh the cases down even more. Numerous cases.

 

So, there you go, quite a trip.

 

Mart.

It's been a while!

Starting Again!

 

So, to the future!

I've decided to start this thing up again, so expect more cynicism, sarcasm and idiocy, as well as the occasional bit of common sense. This is usually thrown in somewhere obscure just to throw everyone off balance.

It'll still include such mundane topics as photography, ice hockey, motoring, and the world in general, although, the world as we know it shouldn't be here now due to the religious fanatics and conspiracy lunatics having proclaimed that Sept 23rd, 2017 was the doom and gloom day that the Earth would disappear. Well, I'll be, it's still here. You got it wrong (again) guys. Must try harder! Get your act together and try and come up with something at least convincing. Continually bleating on about this extra planet Nibiru and how it's going to sneak up on the Earth and then destroy it while no one is watching is just getting a bit tedious and also a bit lame now.

I'll nip back later and add a new page, but for now, it's good to be back.

Mart.